Man Searches Crowded Bus For Least-Wounded Person To Sit Next To
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CHICAGO-Scanning the public transit vehicle for even one superficially healthy passenger, local man Will Ossers reportedly searched a crowded bus Friday for the least-wounded person to sit next to. Hmm, would I rather sit next to someone with skin lesions or with a bloody gash on their forehead?" Ossers said as he...