Article 6FKP3 Green Giant Introduces New Frozen Death Cap Mushrooms For Convenient Weeknight Murders

Green Giant Introduces New Frozen Death Cap Mushrooms For Convenient Weeknight Murders

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PARSIPPANY, NJ-Offering customers a fast and easy way to poison their loved ones, packaged-food brand Green Giant introduced new frozen death cap mushrooms Monday for convenient weeknight murders. Whether it's a crime of passion or you're simply trying to off your husband so you can embark on a exciting new life with...

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