Article 6FM31 New Law Requires People Who Publicly Announce They Need To Take A Piss To Register As Sex Offenders

New Law Requires People Who Publicly Announce They Need To Take A Piss To Register As Sex Offenders

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WASHINGTON-With the passage of a landmark bill that received widespread bipartisan support in Congress and was immediately signed into law by President Biden, a new federal statute requires anyone who publicly announces their need to take a piss to register as a sex offender. Those who loudly declare to people around...

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