Article 6FVDZ Courtroom Artist Hopes Next Defendant A Bowl Of Fruit

Courtroom Artist Hopes Next Defendant A Bowl Of Fruit

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OLYMPIA, WA-Noting that it would be the perfect opportunity to practice shading, color, and light, local courtroom artist Allen Jansen told reporters Wednesday that he hoped his next defendant was a bowl of fruit. I'll be honest, the figure work is great and all, but I'd give anything for the bailiff to escort a...

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