Article 6G2H8 Jesus Wakes Up In Cold Sweat After Recurring Nightmare He Returned To Earth Naked

Jesus Wakes Up In Cold Sweat After Recurring Nightmare He Returned To Earth Naked

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THE HEAVENS-Mumbling the words Why hast thou forsaken me?" as He thrashed about in His bed shortly after midnight Thursday, Jesus Christ, the King of Kings, reportedly woke up in a cold sweat after yet another nightmare that He had returned to earth for the second coming completely naked. It's terrible-in the dream,...

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