Article 6G9DJ Eric Adams Already Sitting In Turnstile Jumper’s Apartment When She Turns On Light

Eric Adams Already Sitting In Turnstile Jumper’s Apartment When She Turns On Light

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QUEENS, NY-Emerging from the darkness in a dramatic act of menace, New York Mayor Eric Adams was reportedly already sitting in a turnstile jumper's apartment Friday when she entered her living room and turned on the light. Ah, yes, I've been waiting for you, Stephanie. My apologies, did I make you jump?" said Adams,...

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