Article 6GE7J Patrick Mahomes Reveals He Wears Same Condom Every Time He Has Sex

Patrick Mahomes Reveals He Wears Same Condom Every Time He Has Sex

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KANSAS CITY, MO-Noting that despite being old and tattered, the contraceptive was still his good luck charm, Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes admitted to reporters Thursday that he wore the same condom every time he had sex. I know it sounds superstitious, but I just can't fuck without it," said the...

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