Article 6GH94 Biden Spends Birthday Depressed Over Not Accomplishing Anything By 81

Biden Spends Birthday Depressed Over Not Accomplishing Anything By 81

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WASHINGTON-Describing himself as a failure in conversations with family, friends, and White House staffers, President Biden reportedly spent his birthday Monday depressed over not having accomplishing anything by the age of 81. Ugh, another year come and gone with nothing to show for it," said a despondent Biden,...

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