Article 6GHXB Area Man Can Only Learn New Things If Encouraged By Promise Of Earning Cartoon Gems

Area Man Can Only Learn New Things If Encouraged By Promise Of Earning Cartoon Gems

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BOISE, ID-Saying he was unable to grasp a single piece of information otherwise, area man Rob Shipley told reporters Tuesday he could only learn new things if he was encouraged by the promise of receiving cartoon gems for his efforts. As much as I try, I can't seem to acquire any new knowledge unless an animated...

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