Article 6GKKJ Report: Rest Of Family Doing Turkey Trot If You’re Done With Your Little Pity Party

Report: Rest Of Family Doing Turkey Trot If You’re Done With Your Little Pity Party

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DAYTON, OH-Noting that everyone else in this house was somehow able to act like a functioning member of society, a new report published Thursday found that the rest of the family was ready to do the annual turkey trot if you were done with your little pity party. Well, you can either spend all day sulking in your...

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