Article 6GPBS Disappointed Woman Wonders Why Boyfriend Never Showers Her With Roses While Shouting ‘Brava!’

Disappointed Woman Wonders Why Boyfriend Never Showers Her With Roses While Shouting ‘Brava!’

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DENVER-Saying she couldn't help but feel a little let down by the man's inaction, local 31-year-old Jessica Sillman was reportedly wondering Monday why her boyfriend, Zachary Coffey, never showered her with roses while shouting Brava!" Maybe I have unrealistic expectations from watching too many operas, but a little...

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