Article 6H4RA Toyota Reveals That Any Babies Conceived In Backseats Of Their Cars Belong To Them Now

Toyota Reveals That Any Babies Conceived In Backseats Of Their Cars Belong To Them Now

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TOYOTA CITY, JAPAN-Noting that the policy was clearly stated in the purchase agreement for every vehicle it sold, Toyota revealed Thursday that any babies conceived in the backseats of their cars belonged to them. If you, as a Toyota customer, ever had sex in an automobile we manufactured and, as a result, had a...

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