Article 6HC6Y Children Old Enough To Know Sounds On Roof Just Dad Contemplating Suicide

Children Old Enough To Know Sounds On Roof Just Dad Contemplating Suicide

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BERWYN, IL-Tempering their excitement at the Christmas Eve pitter-patter on the roof, local children Jayden and Mila Andrews confirmed Sunday they were now old enough to know those sounds were nothing more than their father contemplating suicide. It may sound like the real Santa, but remember, it's only Dad up there...

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