Elon Musk Fanboys Explain Why They Are Signing Up For Neuralink Human Trials
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As if Elon Musk hadn't killed enough people with self-driving Teslas, the billionaire boy genius has now received approval to begin killing humans with Neuralink implants. The Onion asked fanboys why they are allowing Elon Musk to shove chips directly into their brains, and this is what they said.