Article 6HEKQ Presidential Motorcade Stops To Pick Up Blood-Soaked Hitchhiker

Presidential Motorcade Stops To Pick Up Blood-Soaked Hitchhiker

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WASHINGTON-After a vagrant emerged from the darkness along the highway and beckoned toward the vehicles with his wickedly sharp blade, President Joe Biden directed his motorcade to pullover and pick up a blood-soaked hitchhiker, sources reported Thursday. Wow, that poor guy with the meat cleaver sure looks like he...

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