Article 6HS1D Researchers Predict First Person To Live To 150 Already Out There, Preying On Young Souls For Their Life Force

Researchers Predict First Person To Live To 150 Already Out There, Preying On Young Souls For Their Life Force

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NEW YORK-In a major milestone for the field of longevity medicine, researchers at Columbia University's Robert N. Butler Aging Center predicted Thursday that the first person to live to 150 years old was already out there, stalking the night and preying on young souls for their life force. What's remarkable is...

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