Article 6HWNA Nation Settles For Jimmy John’s

Nation Settles For Jimmy John’s

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WASHINGTON-Faced with a growing appetite and a dwindling amount of time, the nation settled for sandwiches from Jimmy John's on Tuesday, according to sources. Look, they're cheap and they're open, so let's just order, okay?" Will Rhinehart of Terre Haute, IN said to his family, who were among the 335 million...

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