Article 6HWZP Creaking Noise From Walls Probably Just House Getting Hungry

Creaking Noise From Walls Probably Just House Getting Hungry

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DES MOINES, IA-After she was awakened by a number of strange sounds emanating from the house, local parents Peter and Margaret Lohan reportedly assured their frightened 7-year-old on Tuesday that the creaking noises from her bedroom walls were probably just signs the house was getting hungry. Don't worry, honey-those...

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