Article 6JEHR Dunkin’ Unveils Sad New Half-Strip Of Turkey Bacon On Cracker

Dunkin’ Unveils Sad New Half-Strip Of Turkey Bacon On Cracker

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CANTON, MA-Boasting reasonable prices starting at $1.99, Dunkin' unveiled a new breakfast menu this week that featured a sad half-strip of bacon on a cracker. At only 30 calories and with over 1 gram of protein, Dunkin's all-new Open-Faced Turkey Cracker Breakfast Sandwich is the perfect choice for anyone who wants...

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