God Admits Sending Great Flood Was Just Misguided Attempt To Impress Jodie Foster
THE HEAVENS-Claiming that love had made Him do crazy things, the Lord God Almighty admitted Monday that sending the Great Flood to destroy the evil He beheld upon the earth was just a misguided attempt to impress Jodie Foster. Truth be told, I convinced Myself that if I sent mighty torrents of water to cleanse the...