Article 6JX0M Clarence Thomas Announces 50% Discount On All Favorable Rulings

Clarence Thomas Announces 50% Discount On All Favorable Rulings

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WASHINGTON-Telling Americans that they must act now to avoid losing out on the chance of a lifetime, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas announced at a press conference Monday a 50% discount on all favorable rulings. Today and today only, I'm offering half off on tilting any jurisprudence in your favor-all...

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