Article 6JZVG ‘It’s Me, Pinocchio,’ Announces Child Holding Recently Used Plunger Up To Face

‘It’s Me, Pinocchio,’ Announces Child Holding Recently Used Plunger Up To Face

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GAITHERSBURG, MD-Pressing the recently used and dripping wet plunger up to his mouth and nose, local child Caden Liu announced, It's me, Pinocchio," on Thursday. Look, Daddy, look! My nose is long, just like Pinocchio!" said the visibly excited 5-year-old, who reportedly had raw sewage running down his...

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