Article 6K4TY Mom Offers To Set Single Daughter Up With Nice Man From Salad Dressing Label

Mom Offers To Set Single Daughter Up With Nice Man From Salad Dressing Label

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CONCORD, CA-Assuring the single 37-year-old that she had already vetted the prospective suitor, local mom Tina Salerno announced Wednesday that she would like to set her daughter Anna Salerno up with the nice man from the salad dressing label. Honey, don't be mad, but there's a man I'd like you to meet who is...

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