Article 6K8C1 God Unveils Plans To Bulldoze Heaven For Luxury Condos

God Unveils Plans To Bulldoze Heaven For Luxury Condos

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THE HEAVENS-Emphasizing His Eternal Kingdom's infinite supply of prime real estate just waiting to be developed," the Lord God Almighty announced plans Monday to bulldoze heaven and build luxury condominiums. Soon we will begin demolition on the starry firmament and break ground on exclusive, state-of-the art...

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