Article 6K9DF White Castle Announces Its Sliders A Result Of Inbreeding

White Castle Announces Its Sliders A Result Of Inbreeding

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COLUMBUS, OH-In an effort to come clean about the storied history of the brand, White Castle released a statement Tuesday confirming its sliders were the result of centuries of inbreeding. Years of burgers procreating within the same bloodline have resulted in the square shape and diminished size of White Castle's...

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