Article 6KB9Y Boeing Promotes Mysterious Employee Known Only As ‘The Panther’

Boeing Promotes Mysterious Employee Known Only As ‘The Panther’

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ARLINGTON, VA-Lauding the grizzled figure who has a large scar running down his left cheek, Boeing has promoted a mysterious employee known only as The Panther," sources confirmed Thursday. The entire Boeing family would like to extend a big congratulations to The Panther, who has recently proven that his loyalty to...

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