Article 6KBA0 Hitman Keeps Trying To Upsell Client On Dissolving Target’s Corpse In Vat Of Acid

Hitman Keeps Trying To Upsell Client On Dissolving Target’s Corpse In Vat Of Acid

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VIENNA-In an apparent attempt to persuade his customer that the additional fees would pay for itself in peace of mind, sources confirmed Thursday that local hitman Vincent Klein kept trying to upsell his client on dissolving the target's corpse in a vat of acid. It's, like, I get it for some things-definitely,...

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