Article 6KE30 Prudish Woman On First Date Declines To Bear Man’s Children

Prudish Woman On First Date Declines To Bear Man’s Children

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DURHAM, NC-After stressing that she preferred to wait until the third date, local prudish woman Sophia Thomas reportedly declined Monday to bear local man Alex Campbell's children on their first date. What do you mean you don't feel comfortable propagating my bloodline after only knowing me for a few hours?" said...

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