Article 6KFVC Everyone On Mom’s ‘Hall Pass’ List Dead

Everyone On Mom’s ‘Hall Pass’ List Dead

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SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA-Admitting that no one had the heart to correct her at this point in her life, local woman Theresa Frasier told reporters Wednesday that everyone on her 72-year-old mother's hall pass" list was dead. Sadly, every celebrity crush my mom was able to name passed away not just years, but decades ago,"...

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