Article 6KGSC Dripping Food Strategically Held Over Other Food

Dripping Food Strategically Held Over Other Food

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NAPERVILLE, IL-Working quickly and efficiently after the roast beef sandwich he'd been eating unexpectedly began to leak juices from the back, local man Dave Brauer reportedly rushed to strategically hold his dripping food over other food Thursday. Oh shit, that's not good," said Brauer, who, with a mouth full of...

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