Article 6KGSD Jack Daniel’s Unveils New Whiskey For Operating Heavy Machinery

Jack Daniel’s Unveils New Whiskey For Operating Heavy Machinery

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LYNCHBURG, TN-Saying the spirit had been blended with construction workers, farmers, and airline pilots in mind, distiller Jack Daniel's unveiled a new whiskey Thursday designed to be consumed while operating heavy machinery. Whether it's a forklift, dump truck, or crane, nothing lightens the load of handling large...

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