Article 6KKF6 Nation’s Bony Women Announce They Are Shivering

Nation’s Bony Women Announce They Are Shivering

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WASHINGTON-Repeatedly asking if anyone else felt cold as they clutched their protruding elbows and rubbed their visible clavicles, the nation's bony women announced Thursday that they were shivering. Oh, my god, is it freezing in here, or is it just us?" said a gaunt 65-year-old Shayna Summers who, with several...

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