Do not touch that computer. Not even while wearing gloves. It is a biohazard
PLUS: Dodging rats the size of cats while repairing chewed-through cabling On Call: Dirt File It's a holiday Friday in much of the Reg-reading world so On Call is departing from its usual format of a single story to instead bring you more tales from our Dirt File: your stories of mud, crud, dust, fust, and other foul substances that make fixing hardware so very fun....