Nation’s Lapsed College Friends Announce Plans To Mistakenly Text You About Splitting An 8 Ball
SAN DIEGO-In an ill-advised effort to reduce the costs of blow, the nation's lapsed college friends announced plans Tuesday to mistakenly text you about splitting an eighth of an ounce of cocaine. Although we haven't spoken in 11 years, please be advised that at some point in the near future we will be accidentally...