Article 6KVC6 $5 Umbrella Doing The Best It Can, All Right?

$5 Umbrella Doing The Best It Can, All Right?

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NEW YORK-Shaking violently under the barrage of an afternoon downpour, a $5 umbrella purchased at 49th Deli Grocery confirmed Thursday that it was doing the best it could, all right? Look, I'm sorry-I wish I were made out of more durable material, too, but I'm trying here, okay?" said the visibly rattled umbrella,...

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