Article 6KVXW Study Finds Majority Of Americans Could Jump Parking Meter If Bum Knee Weren’t Acting Up

Study Finds Majority Of Americans Could Jump Parking Meter If Bum Knee Weren’t Acting Up

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WASHINGTON-Shedding new light on the nation's astonishing athletic abilities, the Pew Research Center released a new study Friday finding that the majority of Americans could jump the parking meter if their bum knees weren't acting up. According to our research, an astonishing 76% of Americans could clear that meter...

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