Article 6KXK8 Biden Surges In Polls After Convincing Terrified Voters He Causing Eclipse

Biden Surges In Polls After Convincing Terrified Voters He Causing Eclipse

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WASHINGTON-Marking a sudden inflection point amid flagging approval ratings, President Joe Biden surged in the polls Monday after convincing terrified voters he was causing the total solar eclipse. I am sure you will make the wise choice to join me, the immense and all-powerful Mover of the Sun and Moon, in my...

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