Article 6KYEK Polite Man Offers To Walk Date To Her Final Resting Place

Polite Man Offers To Walk Date To Her Final Resting Place

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OCEANSIDE, CA-Extending his arm as an invitation to serve as her escort, local gentleman Peter Groff reportedly offered to walk his date to her final resting place Tuesday after a lovely dinner together. Don't be silly-it's no trouble at all for me to make sure you get to your shallow, makeshift grave in one piece,"...

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