Article 6M0A9 FDA Warns Americans If They Eat Now They Won’t Be Hungry For Supper

FDA Warns Americans If They Eat Now They Won’t Be Hungry For Supper

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SILVER SPRING, MD-Urging all 340 million Americans to avoid filling up in order to better enjoy the evening's meal, the Food and Drug Administration issued a warning Thursday that if the U.S. populace ate now, it wouldn't be hungry for supper. Our findings suggest that if you have a snack right now, you'll just...

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