Article 6M2Z2 Congress Quickly Passes Funding For National Night-Light After Waking Up From Scary Dream

Congress Quickly Passes Funding For National Night-Light After Waking Up From Scary Dream

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WASHINGTON-Calling an emergency session around 12:39 a.m., Congress quickly approved a bill for a national night-light Monday after waking up from a scary dream. While we're definitely not afraid of the dark, keeping a light on somewhere in the United States will be a source of comfort and make it easier to fall...

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