Article 6M52R Janet Yellen Unveils Plan To Boost Economy By Stealing World’s Largest Diamond

Janet Yellen Unveils Plan To Boost Economy By Stealing World’s Largest Diamond

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WASHINGTON-Calling the elaborate heist a surefire way to keep unemployment rates low while combating inflation, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen unveiled a plan Wednesday to boost the U.S. economy by stealing the largest gem-quality diamond ever found. The Cullinan Diamond has been behind lock and key in England...

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