Digested week: May Sharon Osbourne and Amanda Holden’s spat keep on giving

They not be Bette Davis and Joan Crawford, but the X Factor judges' ding-dong over Simon Cowell is a joy

All weekend and on into Monday, the row between the TV presenter and erstwhile wife of Les Dennis, Amanda Holden, and the managerial powerhouse Sharon Osbourne has been quite something. In brief: on Celebrity Big Brother Sharon slagged off their joint sometime-boss Simon Cowell. Holden then leapt to his defence in a Daily Mail interview, calling Sharon bitter and pathetic". Sharon then delivered a two-page diatribe against Holden, listing her many and lucrative achievements long before The X Factor entered her life, much though she enjoyed her judging stint. Simon paid me very well. Probably more than what you're receiving today, but all that, my darling, went on a few handbags."