Article 6M8BB Nation’s Therapists Refuse To See You Anymore Because You Scare Them

Nation’s Therapists Refuse To See You Anymore Because You Scare Them

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DENVER-Insisting a third party be present when they made the announcement, the nation's therapists held a press conference Monday in which they refused to see you anymore because you scare them. I'm sorry, but it frightens us how disturbed and unwell you are, and because of that, we cannot continue on with you as our...

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