Article 6MB59 Hundreds Of Teenage Shoplifters Run Away With State Of Nebraska

Hundreds Of Teenage Shoplifters Run Away With State Of Nebraska

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LINCOLN, NE-Warning that crime among the nation's youth was spiraling out of control, law enforcement officials told reporters Thursday that hundreds of teenage shoplifters had gotten their hands on Nebraska and managed to run off with the entire state. Last night, a large group of teens loitering near the Iowa...

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