Article 6ME2C Biden Sets Aside Land West Of Mississippi As Gluten-Free Zone

Biden Sets Aside Land West Of Mississippi As Gluten-Free Zone

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WASHINGTON-Calling the effort a major step forward in accommodating the needs of allergic citizens, President Joe Biden announced Monday his plan to set aside all land west of the Mississippi River as a gluten-free zone. Today, my administration is taking immediate action to purge this grain-based scourge from...

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