Article 6MPY0 Petco Announces All Human-Pig Hybrids On Clearance

Petco Announces All Human-Pig Hybrids On Clearance

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SAN DIEGO-Noting that the adorable abominations would not last long, Petco announced Thursday that all human-pig hybrids were on clearance at its retail locations across the country. Starting today, customers can come in to any Petco store and buy a pink, humanoid pig-man or pig-woman at half price," said Petco...

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