Article 6MWDT Dad Removing Pool Cover Gags After Finding Dead Mermaid

Dad Removing Pool Cover Gags After Finding Dead Mermaid

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NEWTON, MA-Recoiling at the sight of the waterlogged creature's bloated remains, local dad Jeffrey Hanford reportedly removed his home's pool cover for the season Friday and gagged after finding a dead mermaid in there. Oh God, it must have found its way in and not been able to get back out-I wondered why it smelled...

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