Article 6N1JS Everyone In ER Bit Off Finger While Holding Sandwich

Everyone In ER Bit Off Finger While Holding Sandwich

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INDIANAPOLIS-Admitted with complaints that it had been hard to tell the difference between their fingers and their food, everyone in Unity Medical Center emergency room Friday had bitten a digit off their hand while holding a sandwich, according to hospital officials. At the present time, every bed in our ER is...

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