A thump with the pointy end of a screwdriver will fix this server! What could possibly go wrong?
No, nothing's broken. I'm just working under this desk for ... reasons Who, Me? As a fresh working week commences, The Register understands that many readers may feel like giving the kit they tend to a good thump. Which is why each week we offer a fresh and hopefully cathartic instalment of Who, Me? so you can take heart from fellow readers' tales of tech support agonies rather than letting irritation overwhelm you and create your own....