Article 6N96R Big Toe Would Kill To Be Slender, Graceful Second Toe

Big Toe Would Kill To Be Slender, Graceful Second Toe

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CHICAGO-Stewing in envy as it observed its adjacent neighbor, local big toe Stubs McPherson told reporters Tuesday that it would kill to be a slender, graceful second toe. She has no idea how good she has it," said McPherson, who claimed that no matter how many runs it went on or extra walks it squeezed into the day,...

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